Hello friends, Winston here. I recently settle down to do some online shopping (a guy’s gotta have a new summer collar, right?), and I got to thinking about my dream dog house. A place just for me that reflects my passions, my hobbies, and my personality. And then I realized: I don’t need a dog house, I need a man cave!
The “man cave” is a relatively new phenomenon in the home decor world, one that I like to think of as an elevated version of a luxury dog house—a place a guy can go to rest his paws, crack open a cold one and watch some sports. Here are a few of my favorite things here at SampleHouse that I plan to incorporate into Winston’s Man Cave. Woof!
I won’t divulge my university loyalties, but let’s just say a few of these will definitely be hanging up in my new man cave. I hope I can get it completed before football season starts! These university signs are a great addition to any cave belonging to man, woman, child or dog, because let’s face it, collegiate football love knows no gender boundaries! Go [team redacted for Winston’s privacy], go!
These large, colorful words are just begging to be included in my man cave decor. I’m told they’re quite bold and colorful, but I can’t really know for sure, being colorblind and all. I just have to trust that bright red, blue, green, and yellow letters can add a ton of personality to any wall. I especially like how versatile they are—they can go on a wall with a few swings of a hammer, or they could rest on top of an entertainment center with no tools required.
As DFW dwellers, we are painfully aware that the beach is many, many miles away. However, we are blessed with a handful of magnificent lakes in which to frolic. If you’re the water-loving type (and Labradors like me sure are), these signs showing a little lake love are perfect for any man cave.
These are just too cute for words, and I say that in full confidence of my masculinity. Bottle jerseys will keep your beers and sodas nice and cold for the whole game. (Or the whole episode of Grey’s Anatomy—whatever you’re into.) Their squishy, neoprene material will also keep your hands from getting cold and wet from your drink’s condensation. I call that a win!
Men can be messy. I know this, and I drink from a bowl on the ground. Try as I might, sometimes I need a little help. These sporty napkins will help keep your beverage game in check and your face nice and clean. Another man cave win!